Our story

Named after the best shot in padel

The smash that flies over the glass and out through the door. The one everybody talks about at the bar.

We started POR TRES for players like us: 30 to 50, playing after work with friends, taking the game seriously and ourselves not at all.

The supplement aisle talks to gym people and marathon runners. Nobody talks to the padel player. So we made three products for the three moments of a match: SMASH for every day, THIRD SET for the bottle on court, and TIE BREAK for the evening after.

No miracle promises. Only what the EU allows us to say, and a lot of jokes about the golden point.

House rules

How we play

  1. 01

    Serious about the game

    Padel is not a light sport. An hour on court burns 400 to 600 calories, so we built a routine for every part of the match.

  2. 02

    Honest claims only

    We only say what the EU allows us to say about each ingredient. No miracle promises, no fake science.

  3. 03

    Never serious about ourselves

    We laugh at the game, the partner who says sorry every point and the golden point at 11 pm. Never at your body.

Two padel players shaking hands after a match

After work, under the lights

Seriously good. Never serious.

For padel players who take the game seriously and themselves not at all.

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